Hey Barbie, it’s not workin’. It’s just not workin’….Well, I guess that anything can be bought and sold.
– Our new friend’s astute observation about the lady in the skintight, shiny silver tube dress and the fact that she appeared to be with a boyfriend guy.Mathematical Plane
As Erica and Steph rock ”I Think We’re Alone Now”….our friend David’s mind is being blown by how awesome they sing together.
Him: Dude, was this planned?
Me: Nope.
Him: They sing awesome together! I can’t believe this wasn’t planned. It’s like some super mathematical equation brought them together to sing this song. This is magical.
Consider his mind blown.
Grandpa’s got jokes. Lots of ‘em, apparently.
Joke #2
Grandpa-man: Do you know what a bad banana looks like?
Us: Um…no? [thinking: oh god, he’s holding a piece of paper, please don’t traumatize us]
Grandpa-man unfolds the piece of paper, revealing this
This is the bubblegum that keeps everything together
While waiting for the next song to be sung, our friend described how the conversations in between songs were the “bubblegum” that holds everything together.
Him: Dude, this right here….these conversations are the bubblegum that holds everything together. Energy, matter, the cosmos and the universe, even humanity…this is the bubblegum that holds it all togeher. Just like the stuff in between tiles, ya know?

